Review Machine

Your happy customers
already exist

They just never leave the review, because nobody asked and the one person who could ask was up a ladder. This asks every customer, every job, by text and by email, then gets out of the way.

No contractCancel any monthSetup included
Sent 1h after job close
Hi Dana, thanks for having us out today. Quick one: how did we do?
GreatNot great
Great
That is good to hear. Would you drop that in a Google review? Takes about twenty seconds.g.page/your-shop/review
Answered “Not great”? It comes to you privately instead.
$99
a month, flat. No setup fee
3
messages, then it stops for good
1 tap
from the text to the review box
Private
route if the answer is not great

Where it actually goes wrong

You meant to ask, then the next job started.

You did ask, once, and they forgot by the time they got home.

The one competitor with 180 reviews gets the call instead of you.

Why it never gets done

The moment to ask is the moment you are packing up the van.

That is the one minute when the customer is happiest with you, and it is also the minute you are tired, dirty and thinking about the next job. Nobody remembers to ask then. So the asking has to happen without you.

  • The request goes out on its own after the job
  • A polite reminder if nothing happens
  • You see every reply in one place
A tradesperson finishing a job on site

How it runs

You do one thing. It does the rest.

01

You mark the job done

One tap in your CRM, or a webhook from the software you already use. That is the only action you ever take.

02

The ask goes out on its own

A short text an hour later, an email the next morning if there is no answer, then one final nudge three days on. Then it stops. It never nags.

03

Happy customers land on Google

One tap takes them straight to your review form, already open. Unhappy ones get routed to you privately first, so you hear it before the internet does.

What is included

Everything, at one price.

Text and email request sequence, written for your trade
Private feedback route for anyone who is not happy
Direct link straight to your Google review box, no hunting
Connects to your existing CRM or a plain webhook
Requests stop the moment someone reviews or opts out
A dashboard showing sent, opened, and reviews landed
Reply drafts for new reviews, you approve before anything posts
Setup done for you, you do not configure anything

Review Machine

$99/ month

Setup is included, not a separate fee. One business, one location, unlimited requests. Cancel by email any month.

Get it running

Two locations or more, or a franchise, message me and I will quote it properly rather than guess here.

Straight answers

The questions worth asking.

Is this buying reviews?

No, and it never will be. The system only asks real customers who had real work done, and it asks them once. What they write is entirely theirs. Buying, incentivising or writing reviews breaks Google's policy and gets a profile stripped, so it is not on offer at any price.

What if someone is unhappy?

They do not get pushed to Google. The first question sorts them, and anyone unhappy goes to a private note that comes straight to you. You get the chance to fix it before it becomes public.

How many reviews will I get?

Nobody can honestly tell you that, and anyone who quotes a number is guessing. What is true is that most local businesses never ask, so their review count reflects the handful of customers motivated enough to go looking. Asking every single one changes the input, not the outcome.

What do you need from me to start?

Your Google Business Profile link, whatever you use to track jobs, and fifteen minutes on a call. Everything after that is on my side.

Can I cancel?

Any month, by email, no call to sit through. The sequences are yours and I will hand over the copy if you want to keep running it yourself.

The reviews are already earned.
Go and collect them.

Fifteen minutes to set up, then it runs behind every job you finish.